SEX In Which It's Not Gay Unless The Boobs Touch
Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 9:37AM 
Lesbian Chics
by Molly Lambert
Just because The L Word is over doesn't mean you're at a loss for hot same-sex television pairings. Forget the endless seduction wankfest that is Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf, it's all about the tender loving care made manifest by Blair and Serena.
OMG CUTEFEST ON THE MET STEPS, AND NO BOYZ!!!
In the wake of so many bromosocial movies and sitcoms and fan-fiction about threesomes between Obama, Joe Biden, and Rahm Emmanuel, we have no choice but to champion an alternative sisterly kind of love. A deep feminine bond.
If you're in the dark about "shipping" and what it means for a Big Love fan to "ship" Barb and Margene, you can learn up at Fan Secrets. Unless you'd rather just not know about the dark underbelly of the internet. It's a strange and deviant world.
Blair: "sorry Chuck. I love you but I've chosen dykeness."
Kanye And The Real Girl
In a time when the economy is crumbling and heterosexual relationships are fraught with violence, who can be blamed for taking safe refuge in the (beautiful in totally different ways) bosoms of rich and fashionable fictional socialites.
power lesbians Amber Rose and Pink planning a business lunch
Kanye's girl got a (ex) girlfriend
Pretty sure Amber Rose's ex girl could take Kanye in a fight.
Perpetual belle of twitter John Mayer has a man-boner for Kanye, likes sex and he's good at it.
More pictures of Kanye and new girlfriend Amber Rose
channeling Lady Gaga and Archie Andrews
Beyonce and Bey-Z, the ultimate in being a diva
Keri Hilson and a still mulleted Kanye reenact the androgynous Andrew McCarthy and Ally Sheedy sex scene from St. Elmo's Fire which we wrote about recently.
Kelly Clarkson's new single "I Do Not Hook Up" is about eschewing casual sex in favor of a longer lasting emotional connection. It was written by Katy Perry, of last year's bisexual crossover hit "I Kissed A Girl."
Which begs the question, can you be a bisexually curious prude? What does that entail? Lots and lots of scissoring? Third wave feminism is red pandas.
I'm a ninth wave feminist. What does that mean? You'll find out when you get here. Get on my level, womyn.
Other Gay Couples We Like:
Steve Buscemi and Paul Rudd (kute!!!)
Jason Segel and Alex Carnevale's favorite actor Jack McBrayer
Jason Segel and Paul Rudd do "Dracula's Lament"
Back in the dull heteronormative world, Emily Gould convinced me to resurrect my short-lived but remarkably successful (thank u Ed Westwick fans!) ladyporn venture Mrs. Skin, now with her contributions. So if you are a straight girl or gay dude or bisexual octopus person come check out our gallery of hot menfolk. Occasionally NSFW.
Molly Lambert is the managing editor of This Recording
YOWWWWWW KELLY CLARKSON!
I Do Not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson: (mp3)
Don't Let Me Stop You - Kelly Clarkson: (mp3)
Long Shot - Kelly Clarkson: (mp3)
PREVIOUSLY ON THIS RECORDING:
Scarlett Johansson ♥s Natalie Portman
Blair And Chuck And Devin The Dude 4 Eva
This Recording Is A Boston Marriage Between Equals
Reader Comments (4)
I love you Molly! Why do you deny the sweet love we could be making? Wanna come over this weekend and watch/re-enact "pump up the volume"? I'll let you play Nora.
Toodles!
where are these pictures from
someone has been to Bleighton_squee I see.
This was thoroughly entertaining. Thank you!